Monday, February 6, 2012

CONFESSIONS OF A DISGRUNTLED GENIUS

THE 'HATE' SERIES - PART 1

'Hate' is a big word / phrase. Whoever uses this, is termed as being 'judgmental'. You know what I believe? When you 'hate' someone/ something, you filter out the stupidity from your life. You dont want to listen to or give second chance to something or someone you 'hate'. Thats why its such a useful term and those who say that using it makes you 'judgmental' - are fuckin losers who cant take strong mental decisions.


I hate,

for starters, parents whose small kids create ruckus in planes or trains or any other public place. If you people cant make your children behave in public places, its a statement on YOU- YOUR capabilities as a rational human being. Take a cue from foreigners. While their children respect individual rights, privacy and the sanctity of monuments all around, your children litter around and disturb others. You are bloody weak mentally if you cant even control your own damn children.

I hate

those who listen music loudly in public places. Technological retards dont know about simple something called - EARPHONES. Whenever I encounter such retards, I just want to fire laser guided missiles at their sorry asses.

I hate

preachy people. If you think that you can take the high moral road by preaching those 'values' to others which you dont follow yourself.. you are mistaken buddy. I DONT GIVE A SHIT about your 'preachings'.

I hate

people who think that 'not talking' is equal to 'showing attitude'. Look you attention seeking douchebags- I dont want to strike useless conversations with you on planes and trains. I just wanna enjoy my journey so I keep quiet or better- play games/ watch movies on my ipad. For me, striking useless conversations is bullshit. So, if you think that am someone with "attitude", help yourself. Just keep your useless blabber to self.

I hate

Justin Bieber haters. The case is simple people. I dont like Bieber at all. And I 'prove' that by not giving a fuck about him. But what to say about those who write lengthy blogposts or tweet about how much they hate him? You clearly have too much time on your hands!

I hate

really smug people. So, you own a sea-facing bungalow, an Audi and your undergarments are made of solid gold. Still, if you have no brains, you are useless. Instead of being 'floored' by your smugness, I will simply call up the Tax Dept and watch happily as you are fucked by Tax sleuths.

I hate

chicks who are adults but still behave like barbie-loving sweeties. These are the ones who are found writing "Alle! I didnt know ki you require a confirmed ticket to travel in train! Hehe Silly me! Solly !" and things like that on facebook. Look you morons.. if you are in your fucking 20s but still dont know a shit about the real world, dont think that your uber-"cuteness" will fetch you respect from me. On the contrary, I will view you as a retarded liability on this world.

P.S. I also hate those gay douchebag guys who 'like' these messages and post comments like "Aww sweetey! How cute!"

I hate

.. to end abruptly. But well, ...

. to be continued. Still plenty of things remain that I hate!!

9 comments:

PeeVee™ said...

What IS it with leaving out r's in sorrys and areys? I don't understand for the life of me WHAT about it is cute.

And totally with you on the Bieber issue, bro. Wayyy too much time on their hands.

subtlescribbler said...

ok..well 'hate' IS a powerful word. i cant say i agree to ur complete hate list but definitely for d initial 3-4 lines *thumbs up* !!


sarah

Sakshi said...

GOD! Sweetie, you are one angry person :)

abhilasha said...

too much of hating going on.. man!!!!

abhilasha said...

too much of hating going on.. man!!!!

Raja said...

you can't change kids.. better travel in AC compartment.. der people don't play music loud. people do preach bcoz they care.. if u r silent, people think u r moody and boring. rich guys.. dey don't need brains.. dey have money.

Justin bieber and sweetie barbie - Spot on.

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@Raja

I was talkin abt AC comps only regarding kids.

People preach coz they think they are 'perfect' while others arent.

Relating silence to boring & moody... didnt quite understand the connection. I just wrote abt times when i dont want to blabber needlessly.

Abt rich guys.. agree with the brain part. But i hate the needless 'sumgness'. Rest ..is fine/ who cares.

Blog Barfer said...

very good!

Blog Barfer said...

very good!