Wednesday, June 29, 2011

THE LATEST SHITTY FACEBOOK STATUS MESSAGE


Alright. Facebook and many of its dimwit users are at it again - Destroying intelligence as we know it!

The latest special FB "special" status message goes something like this:

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When I was a Kid, I did not have a Xbox or a Wii. I had a cycle,a cricket bat, I played with my friends OUTSIDE, not ONLINE. My mother did not call me on my cell phone, she just yelled my name out of the window. Post this on your wall if you have drunk water out of the tap, come home with scraped hands & knees after climbing walls & trees,played 'Hide & Seek' and playing in the rain:-)I miss those days. :(
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Let me get this. You are sad, depressed etc etc because you miss your days of outside fun. And yet, you are here.. inside.. posting this shit on FB. Can stupidity & hypocrisy reach any higher? Even Uday Chopra has learnt to be sensible and has decided to quit acting. But these people?

Also, all those silly 'cryptic' status messages.. whats with those?

Isnt it funny as hell when people write cryptic status messages like - "It finally happened!" or "A new beginning" etc? When you ask them what the hell does it mean or why have you written this James Bond type message, they say that its only for some special people to understand. Really douchebags? And you write this on a public forum? Do you think we are in some 'Mission Impossible' movie where you write this "code" for some secret agent to decipher?





I pray to God for some sanity !

Amen !

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Cheers.................................... HIC !

Monday, June 20, 2011

MAHAJAN-MAN RETURNS: RISE OF THE DIG-MAN !

MAHAJAN-MAN IS BACK!

As we all know, our superhero kicked Rajat Sharma & India TV's ass in his last adventure (link). But that adventure left him almost dead. He spent 2 months on Jupiter - recuperating - and regaining his awesome powers (link). Last week when he returned to Earth and slapped Dimpy hard on her cheek, we knew that our beloved superhero is back in form! And he has a whole new dangerous mission up his sleeve. Read on ...........

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Its chaos everywhere.
Corruption. Scams. New one everyday.
Govt. has stopped listening to Civil Society.

Just when everything looked lost,

HE returns !


Amidst this crisis, Anna meets M-Man

As we all know, M-Man cant tolerate Govt. injustice. He stands up and Roars..



The Dig-Man ofcourse - the Lord of the Dark forces. The Man who is so anti-RSS that he wants Govt to ban all sites that have RSS feed.

And so, M-Man flew to DigMan's lair - codenamed '10 + 1 , Janpath' .

Its our beloved M-Man against the Dig-Man! The most dangerous FACEOFF since that of Luke & Darth Vedar!












While M-Man was thinking, DigMan launched a surprise attack. His most famous 'Ji' Attack (link).


And so, M-Man engineered a tactical retreat.


Ofcourse, he didnt run away. He just went to get the perfect man to counter DigMan's BS...

And that Man was none other than -

Yes! The Man himself !

One man capable of so much BS!









AND THE WORLD WAS SAFE AGAIN ..

MAHAJAN-MAN WAS ONCE AGAIN THE UNDISPUTED HERO OF THE MASSES !

THE MAN WHO SAVED THE WORLD...



THE END.

Monday, June 6, 2011

OUR YOUTH - INTELLIGENT & AWARE OR IGNORANT FUCKS ?


For starters, I am also 26 and a part of the huge youth brigade of this country. Probably, thats why this question haunts me so much - that our youth are really aware and intelligent or are gullible, ignorant fucks?

Considering the facts -

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So many "youngsters" turned up to support Anna Hazare. But most of them didnt know a shit about Jan Lokpal Bill. Thats why no-one is protesting / saying anything now when it is clear that the Govt. is trying to dodge Anna and Co. ? Anna himself has said this. Thats why he and others are boycotting the future meetings of JLP Bill Drafting Committee till Govt. doesnt leave its rhetoric that they wont include PM, MPs and judiciary in Lokpal.

On PM, I can let go.. but MPs? The most corrupt of them all? They should be included come what may !

2>>
So many of us youngsters- especially girls - go crazy over Rahul Gandhi. I have heard / seen so many Girls (dumb, i may add) shouting that RG is their youth icon because hes "cho cuute!". Gimme a fuckin break!

Where the hell is RG now when his Govt is attacking democracy? Why does he support a pseudo-secular anti-nationalist like Digvijaya Singh? Why is he silent over Kashmiri Pandits? Why doesnt he ever speak at length on major issues like corruption?

So, why is he our "next PM / youth icon?"

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Channel V, Bindass etc dish out brain-dead, idiotic & abusive shows - all in the name of "the youth likes it."

Movies portray youth as "cool, brainless" fucks who only know about facebook, CCD & Dominos. Karan Johar - are you listening? Are they right or the youth is far from it? Do they resemble Karan Johar-ish retards or Rang De Basanti-ish revolutionaries?

Will the real youth please stand up .. Stand up for their beloved country?

Will they? Or will they shrug and move on to discuss "important" things like who will win this years' Roadies?

May be thats the major difference between the youth of Egypt, Libya etc and the youth of India. The revolutions in those countries were led by youth who knew what they were doing and what they wanted to achieve - a better nation. But here? Well.... revolutions like those of Anna - its "cool / fashionable" to take part in those and forget. Ultimately.. nothing changes, right?

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I Hope ................................................