Wednesday, March 2, 2011

TYPES OF VAMPS ON INDIAN TELEVISION


Before I start the over-analysis, I would like to thank all those who have sent me the hate mails after my last post. Special mention of 'Anon1**@******.com' for pointing out that the name - Disgruntled Genius - proves how mentally and creatively challenged I am!

No arguments there dude .. "Anon1" is waaay cooler ! You Ruulz !

Back to the over-analysis : 'Types of Indian TV Vamps'


(1) THE 'STEALTH BOMBER'


  • Examples include - 'Pallavi' of Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki fame.
  • Like Stealth bombers - Deadly but undetectable on Radar !
  • You know they will attack .. you dont know from where!
  • Deceptive yet sexy !
KAMINAPAN INDEX - 80%


(2) THE 'WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY DIVISION !



  • Examples include - Enuf said!
  • The whole Army Division - equivalent of 20K soldiers and 50 Tanks.
  • Fully capable of playing ping-pong with your balls.
  • After their attack is over, your 5 senses will be found lying in 5 different directions.
  • Not deceptive at all.. Dont need to be infact.
  • The 'Voice Bomb' makes you look like an Ant infront of a tidal wave!
KAMINAPAN INDEX - Dont bother!


(3) THE 'SWAT TEAM'


  • Examples include - 'Komolika' of Kasauti.. fame.
  • SWAT Attack - Fast and furious Ass kicker !
  • Takes no prisoners !
  • Induces fear by applying deadly makeup like weird 'Bindis' and blood (probably of humans) red colored lipstick
  • Everyone knows shes a bitch.. still arent able to save their asses!
KAMINAPAN INDEX - 100%


(4) THE 'MISSILE'

  • Examples include - 'Ammaji' of Na Aana Is Des... Fame.
  • Total kickass Missile types.
  • They acquire a target and attack with a single-minded approach.
  • Most powerful where there are women and girls to be killed or tortured !
KAMINAPAN INDEX - 100%


(5) THE 'NUCLEAR BOMB'



  • Examples include - 'Tapasya' of Uttaran fame.
  • The nuclear bomb - the hottest (and deadliest) of them all !
  • Lies dormant much of the time but wipes out all asses during attack!
  • Just like the launch of a nuke, their attack is full of planning and co-ordination.
KAMINAPAN INDEX - 100%

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Long live the Vamps !

18 comments:

Alka Gurha said...

First....
Great compilation, Mayank. All are on small screen, the big screen has evolved.

Nehha N Josshi said...

Well researched.

Nikita said...

lolz....

seems lyk u r a regular serial watcher...lolz....

Talha said...

Indian TV has some really nice Vamps :)

Asma said...

My mom watches Star Plus I just can't watch These daily Dramas

nOt anyone you know said...

how much TV do u watch?

Tapasya hottest??? some guys just cant get enough of baby talk.

(sorry my mother makes us have overdoses of Uttaran, cant help but hate her)

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@Alka , Neha

Thnx ...

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@Nikita , Not any1....

TV is the main source for 'stupid fodder' for me :) .

@Not any1..

Who said I find her hot coz of baby talk ? *winks*

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@Talha .. You bet!

@Asma .. They are all stupid. You can read my earlier posts which 'focussed' on that :)
http://www.whatthefckisgoinon.in/2010/07/balika-vadhu-types-exploiting-their.html

http://www.whatthefckisgoinon.in/2010/04/we-are-talentless-morons-but-hey-weve.html

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chhipa said...

I am quite sure they will learn lots of new stuff here than anybody else!
Huck Towel

subtlescribbler said...

LOL..what an awesome compilation!!
I do like ammaji, she sometimes manages to talk sense :P
and my my! a guy with such a deep knowledge of TV..a big deal actually!!

sarah

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@Sarah .. I love TV. For fun - Sitcoms like seinfeld ... For making fun - these shows :)

Paulami said...

aiyoo!!!
good one.

knowledgebuff said...

killer..complilation

BTW i bet you have had an overdose of these soap operas.

Nidaa said...

When do you work/study or whatever?
But you do make these soaps sound tempting!!!

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@knowledge .. Yup.. indirect overdose. Mom being a big fan of these :)

@Nidaa .. When I get free time .. from procrastination :) . Abt the shows- only for 'fodder' .

Deguide said...

kasauti fame komolika had the V style according to me, nice compilation where is other tall one ?

Ana_treek said...

This only shows that u watch all hindi serials..lol :D