Friday, February 11, 2011

MAHAJAN-MAN RETURNS : THE CURIOUS CASE OF INDIA TV !

//Disclaimer: The post intends to make fun of Rajat Sharma - of India TV fame. The post was published yesterday with 'Rajat Kapoor' instead of 'Sharma'. The mistake has been corrected. However, if some animated panels still have 'Kapoor', pls read that as 'Sharma'. This is to avoid confusion. Thanks. //


[ This post is in response to Cybernag - Zephyr's tag. I wanted to write something on how media chooses to show idiocy instead of relevant news. But seriously, I couldnt think of anything better than to ask 'Mahajan-Man' for help!]

After his previous adventure - kicking Rakhi Sawant's ass, Mahajan-Man went into his shell. But hes back with his new kickass mission - THE CURIOUS CASE OF INDIA TV!

Somewhere in DeepShit - Rajat Sharma's secret hideout


meanwhile - the evil plans of india tv were taking shape





ALL THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR OUR SUPERHERO.


AND HE RE-DISCOVERED HIS GROOVE


AND SO.. MAHAJAN-MAN FLEW .. TO RAJAT SHARMA'S ULTRA-AWESOME HIDEOUT









AND THEN - SHARMA UNLEASHED THE WORST NEWS EVER ON MAHAJAN-MAN !






THAT WAS GETTING TOO MUCH FOR OUR HERO!


SHARMA.. THEN, WENT FOR THE 'KILL'






THIS ATTACK NEARLY DESTROYED MAHAJAN-MAN! BUT HE HAD ONE LAST ACE UP HIS SLEEVE !






LITTLE DID RAJAT SHARMA KNOW THAT IN THE MEANTIME, MAHAJAN-MAN USED RIVAL NEWS CHANNELS TO BROADCAST HIS 'BRAINWASHING RAY'.


THAT BRAINWASHED PEOPLE TO WATCH ONLY ONE CHANNEL FROM NOW ON -










THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR RAJAT! HE DIDNT SURVIVE A MINUTE W/O TRP! PEOPLE WATCHING SENSIBLE NEWS DESTROYED THE ASSHOLE.

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one more mission accomplished for Mahajan-Man ...


HEROES NEVER DIE, NEVER FADE AWAY! THEY ALWAYS LIVE IN OUR HEARTS!

The world was , however , in grief!


Disgruntled Genius (DG): I dont know that. But O sexy chick, I do know that true heroes never die! I can only say...

stay tuned !!!

long live MAHAJAN-MAN!

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16 comments:

Priya shah said...

This will kill me from laughter!! Amazingly hilarious ! I so like you for creating Mahajan-man... please dont "eliminate" him :)

Riya said...

You werent pstng awesm stuff in recent times... bt thnk god, u r bk in frm ! Mahajan-man ruulzz ! Love ya for this post.. amazin!

vineet said...

absolute lol,incredibl dude, india tv sux big tym n i dont knw y dey dontjus simply ban it,in all dose laughter dosages of ur post, dat pain was literally visibl..nice 1 dude

Rashi said...

DG u cant take away the little joys of our lives.. Mahajan man can't die!!! :(
m sure he will be resurrected soon... do give us back, The MaHAjAn MAn...!! :)
btw....great post!

rajneesh said...

Rajat KAPOOR is an actor and director. The person you are talking of is Rajat SHARMA. Do make the change or else it just creates confusion for no reason.

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@Rajneesh .. Thanks for pointing that out. Post corrected ...

@Vineet .. Thanks man!

@Rashi, Priya > M-Man will be back with a bang. I hope so! The world needs superheroes!

@Riya.. Thanx. Love ya too :P

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Alka Gurha said...

Super super amusing...I wanted to write a post on Media terrorism..Jam Jayegi dilli, Jam jayegi aapki haddiya..was before winters and summer is not yet here but they have already begun...Pighal jayenge aap is garmi mein..lol. Awesome, Mayank.

Alka Gurha said...

Hilarious...India TV is Media Terrorism at it s best.

Ana_treek said...

OMG!...hahhahaahhh...wtf!..don kill mahajan man pls...

Blasphemous Aesthete said...

hahahah So the good ol' hero is back with a bang.

And I knew this guy as a responsible journalist when he, well, started his career.
Power corrupts, even the media.

Nice one.

Cheers,
Blasphemous Aesthete

chatterbox unplugged said...

okay this was seriously hilarious... i mean all those clippings from India Tv.... chudeils asking for pyaaz, commissioner ka kutta mil gaya... gems !!! :D :D

MangoMan said...

India TV is the best thing that has ever happened to Indian journalism. You're plainly jealous. And Rahul Baba was rightfully the most eligible bachelor in those Swayamvar times! :D

Himesh par aliens ki nazar! Cant get this out of my head! Damn!

Nehha N Josshi said...

"Aliens ko pasand Himesh ka music" .....:D

Nikita said...

Awesome...

I love you for this Genius....

Ruchir said...

now dis's wht a call KICK-ASS!! Too gud man!

mukesh said...

India Tv lol ... :P