After reading my last post - 'My Obituary' - some people started rejoicing thinking that I will now grace the heavens instead of making their already fucked up lives more hellish by writing about them on my blog. Now, call me an asshole but I just couldnt see these poor souls so happy. So, I promptly called them up .. our conversation went something like this:
To which my reply was :
And then.. the priceless reactions of sad people:
(The 'Mahajan-Man' Chronicles here)
So, well that was my "comeback" story. But this post aint about that. Its about continuing the "destructive analysis" of the most commonly used phrases/words/expressions which irritate the hell out of me!
(1) Be nice to those whom you meet going up coz you meet the same people while coming down
First of all, who the hell thought of this? Whoever he/she was, should be tried in court for Murder! Of intelligence that is. In today's world, most people have become like idiot rodents living in a dark hellhole. Whoever wants to get out of that is promptly pulled down by others. So, why the hell will I want to be nice to those?
And what assumptions is this statement making anyway? Is it saying that those who go up, necessarily come down? Hey, if I have worked hard and have risen to the top, why the hell will I want to come down and meet the same rodents, who will actually be happy that I have fallen? Frankly, if I am at top, I will bloody work harder to be there. And I will simply collect all the cash and quit to live a cool retired life if I see the slightest possibility of going down. Thats what many super intelligent businessmen did during economic recession of 2008-09.
Let me be very clear. Most of the world today hates those who speak clearly and are intelligent. On the other hand, those who are bloody manipulative and say only sweet fake things are revered. People generally fear going against the tide, even if they are right; because they have become so much needy and dependent on the approval of the world for their self-esteem. Those who trust their own brains - are the ones that rise. And they are generally disliked for that. They are never nice to the majority neither do they need to be. And they NEVER go down (Eg. Steve Jobs). Those who do, are undeserving to be on top in the first place .. like guys at Enron or Kalmadi or A. Raja.
(2) Think outside the box
Ok, I have written about it before also. But nowadays people are using it so much around me - at office, emails etc.. I just had to "re-visit". This phrase is the reason why 75% of the world has gone bonkers. People think that their routine life is shit and it can only be made happening if they think "outside the box". The only problem is: THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THAT BOX IS ! Is it the office? Or spouse? Or what? Wait.. I know. Its your own brain , stupid. The box is nothing but the brain and if you think outside it, you will be nothing but a fucking moron. You can only make your life better if you think positively while remaining INSIDE the "box" (read: brain). The day you start having full faith in yourself and start using your mind rather than wasting time thinking "Shit! I have to get outside the box man!" ; you'll see a positive change. To prove my point > (source: Here)
(3) Using "Mah" / "Ma" for "My"
I dont understand why the heck people use "mah" or "ma" for "my" nowadays? You dont become "cool" just by imitating American junk lingo. Trust me, whenever I see sentences like "Mah exam went so cool bros!" or "Mah ass is on fire!" ; I just wanna call up Shiv Sena people and ask them to intervene. Frankly people, get some intelligence! You arenot Americans. And "Mah" doesnt make you sound cool! Period.
Thats that for part -3. These three have been bugging me since days. Anyways, well I am collecting the "ammo" for part - 4 (gonna be a lot bigger & better). Hence, suggestions welcome.