Thursday, November 11, 2010

MAHAJAN-MAN AND THE CURIOUS CASE OF RAKHI SAWANT


Our beloved superhero MAHAJAN-MAN ( Previous stories - THE BIRTH OF MAHAJAN-MAN : 1 & 2) is back! And this time, hes on a very dangerous mission. Read on....................

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THE WORLD IN DANGER AS STUPIDITIES LIKE 'RAKHI KA INSAAF' AND 'BIG BOSS' ARE UNLEASHED

INNOCENT KIDS ARE TRAUMATISED BY RAKHI & BIG BOSS

ALL THIS WHILE, THE CRIMINALS WERE BEING HAPPY OVER THEIR POWERS

BUT ALL HOPE WASNOT LOST. FOR THERE WAS A SAVIOR.. THE SUPERHERO. THE GOD OF REALITY TV.

MAHAJAN-MAN !!!!!!


WHO COULD TOLERATE EVERYTHING BUT NOT THE FACT THAT RAKHI SAWANT HAS BECOME THE No 1 IN REALITY STUPIDITY SURPASSING HIM.
THAT SARA KHAN & ALI DECIDED TO MARRY ON BIG BOSS - LIVE ON TV !

AND THAT VAMPS ON TV ARE NO LONGER SMOKIN HOT !

AND SO...... MAHAJAN-MAN DECIDED TO SAVE OUR ASSES. THE SAVIOR !

WITH HIS BLOOD BOILING, MAHAJAN-MAN ROARED LIKE A CONSTIPATED LION:

WITH REVENGE ON HIS MIND, HE FLEW STRAIGHT TO RAKHI SAWANT'S SECRET HIDEOUT - THE TOILET IN THE BIG BOSS HOUSE


AND A FEROCIOUS FIGHT ENSUES.. THE SUPERHERO AND THE DREADED VAMP - THAT TOO IN THE BIG BOSS HOUSE.



THIS ATTACK SEVERELY WEAKENED MAHAJAN-MAN




SAWANT DECIDED TO USE HER MOST POTENT WEAPON NOW TO FINISH THE SAGA:





THE SMS; RATHER SOS, IS SENT..

AND REACHES ITS INTENDED RECIPIENT:

THE MAN .. RAKHI'S GREATEST ENEMY
TOTAL BADASS

NOT A SUPERHERO BUT STILL POSSESSING THAT SPECIAL POWER WHICH CAN KILL SAWANT

PRESENTING..

MIKA-MAN !

MIKA-MAN TO THE RESCUE !

MIKA-MAN WASTED NO TIME IN ATTACKS ...

AND THEN >


AFTERWARDS..



AND THE WORLD WAS SAFE AGAIN ..

WITH SAWANT & BIG BOSS GONE, MAHAJAN-MAN WAS ONCE AGAIN THE UNDISPUTED HERO OF THE MASSES !

THE MAN WHO SAVED THE WORLD...



THE END.

Earlier Mahajan-Man:



Cheers............................

24 comments:

Priya shah said...

You are God ! Amazing with the capital A !!! M virtually crying after laughing so hard yar !

Harish said...

That was unbelievable stuff... awesomeness

MissTerious♥ said...

omg ! amesome...!!!
Hahaha...

did u see rakhi ka show?
the audience is paid to shout 'rakhi rakhi rakhi rakhi'

It is entertaining to see how chu*** the world is...it is funny !!
And in One of the episodes, there was this guy, who is dead...its in the news today....They r blaming it on RAKHI SAWANT.

(Irony)

About Mahajan...

I donno what does he want from life...FREAKO.
The way he laughs..!

Riya said...

Marry me ! hehe. God this was awesome! Your best one so far. U kno whts more funny? The no of times i hv said ths to u "this is ur best so far" hehe.. u top urslf everytime. Take a bow!

Rashi said...

Long awaited post donnie..n the wait has paid...Absolutely hilarious....u jst gettin bettr with more followers.... ;)

Alpha Za said...

haha, dude that was hilarious and awesome! Bra-fucking-VO!

Alka Gurha said...

You made me laugh loud...really loud in the morning.I guess that says it all.
Am glad you did not waste words on them. The photos say it all!
In fact Mahajan should have married Sawant. Made for each other. Just like those two idiots Sara and Ali who are televising their suhaag raat for 50 lakhs. Sick!

rainboy said...

hahahaha it was hilarious man :D

loved it....

Srinivas said...

Wah bhai, you have done a mini serial out of all the bull shits!Good Job!

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@Priya, Harish , Rashi : Thanx :)

@MissTerious: Yup, saw tht news today. It cant go worse thn that! And her show is a lesson in 'how to promote urself idiotically ? '

@Riya: Thanks.. And marriage? You free next weekend ? :P

@Alpha: Thanks dude...

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DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@Rainboy: Thanks dude :)

@Alka: Sara-Ali wedding is the con of the decade! And if mahajan weds rakhi, tht wl b something! They wl live whole of their married life 24*7 infrnt of cameras only......

Falaxy said...

lol

rantravereflect/ jane said...

BUAHHAHAHAHA :D mahajan-man was awesomeeee!!! lol@ the kiss of death..
ya hsud have added some dope lines as well. ;)

UB said...

Oh my...the post is so hilarious! Thanks for dropping by my blog..atleast I got a chance to read this post...it's so swesomely funny :D

Deepika Vasudeva said...

hilarious and creative.

thanks for coming at my place..
keep writing.

Ghs XD said...

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http://live-green-life.blogspot.com/

cheers

Cinderella said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody awesome!

pdkamath said...

Hey I think Late Pramod Mahajan left this world at a right time.
Anyway good blogging and visitors will leave your site with a happy mood.

Nehha N Josshi said...

Why not go for something bigger with the Mahajan Man thing, what say? ;)

DISGRUNTLED GENIUS said...

@All.. Thanks for appreciating the powers of the Mahajan-Man :)

@Neha.. Like? A bigger world-saving mission? :) . Bt ssly, would love to get out a commercial M-Man comic or smthng like tht if some opportunity presents itself.

Gauri Mathur said...

I like your Blog :)

cHiRaiNdA BlOgGeR said...

constipated lion ;)

Mag[m] said...

hats off man.... nice screenplay

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