DATE : 29/9/2020 (a day before Supreme Court verdict on Ayodhya)
Ram and Ravana decide on some time travel and arrive in Year 2020 India - Ayodhya to be precise. They set off visiting the city in morning and meet again in the evening. Feeling exhausted, they decide to enjoy a cappuccino at Barista while sharing their experiences.
Heres their conversation - as overheard by other tourists:
Ram : So dude, whats up? How was day?
Ravana: Crap! Yours?
Ram: Hell ! Anyways, you go first..
Ravana (adjusting his ten heads): Where should I begin? I am sick of these people. Get this, I saw a nice hotel and thought of having breakfast but the asshole manager told me he'll charge 100 Rs !
Ram: So ? Whats the problem?
Ravana: PER HEAD DUDE ! Am I insane or something that I will pay 1000 Rs for some parathas and chai? Fuckin moron.
Ram: Dayyam ! You got served! LoL .
Ravana: Watever! But dont be so happy. I heard you were denied entry into Ram Janambhoomi complex? HAHA
Ram: O yeah ! That policeman told me coz of tight security, I cant enter! Apparently, some court is gonna pass judgment tomorrow to ascertain whether I was born here or not ! Can you believe it?? And thats why, the fuckin scurity is so tight. They didnt let EVEN ME enter - into my own birth complex!
Ravana: Sad ! But why was there a sudden commotion when you were there?
Ram: Yar! I got agitated and threatened that police guy that I will use "Brahmastra" on him. He got pissed and called in his seniors. One of them asked me if I was Arun Govil from Ramanand Sagar's Ramayana's set? Now, who the fuck are these people man? I got confused and pissed and walked away!
Ravana: Weird! Some kid asked me the same question.. whether I was from Ramanand Sagar's Ramayana? And they were laughing at my ten heads! Bakwaas !
Ram: I suggest we find this Sagar dude and clarify things. I just wanna know who the fuck is he? Anyways, how was rest of your day?
Ravana: Big crap! Police guys were questioning me and throwing me weird suspicious glances. When I told one of them "Hum Ravana hain - Lankeshwar"; he laughed so hard, I can swear on Mandodri's name that I saw him peeing his pants!
Ram: LoL. Same here. Police detained my bow and arrows. When I told them who I was, they started laughing and asked me to call - you know who.
Ravana: That Sagar guy?
Ram: YES !
Ravana: You know what? This world has gone to the dogs. These morons are fighting everywhere. Most importantly.. they are doing it in your name.
Ram: Yeah. Wish I could make them understand what my real essence is. But these ignorant, fake souls wont understand. They have sold their brains to stupidity.
Ravana: Well, screw them. I have decided to go back. Cant take it anymore.
Ram: Wow! You look real frustrated?
Ravana: Watever happened during the day was tolerable. But then I saw a weirdo .. some Mahajan guy .. on TV. He was laughing like a joker with some dozen bimbos sitting around him. Thats when I decided I have had enough !
Ram: Have a safe trip back dude. Dont reach some other time period accidently. LOL
Ravana: O Pls! You may have defeated me but I still have some powers. Btw, you not coming?
Ram: Not yet. I am just curious about the courts' decision ... want to further observe the comedy thats playing on here. You can say, I want to know whether I was born here or not! LoL.
Ravana: Watever dude! Cya. Adios.
Ravana got disappeared after that. Ram stayed on to see what court says the next day.
Rest all.. as they say.. is history.