I guess everyone of us have faced some cliche terms or phrases that arent useful at all (infact they need to be banned). These very terms are mostly harmless but if your mood is shitty, they perform a perfect job of biting on your sweetspot. Lets take a look at some of those, shall we?
Love is in the air
Really? Where? I cant feel it. All I can feel is the same old shit the world smells of everyday. Every damn thing is in air except Love; prominent among those is the nice natural fragrance -that is sweat- of morons who just crowd into an already overcrowded metro and stand so close to you and your 'strategic assets' that you almost want to kill yourself. Show me love. Prove that its "in air". And if you cant prove, kill the fuckin cliche.
Think outside the box
This one really bugs me. Why do we have to address innovativeness by using this irritating cliche? And why is "being in the box" so negative? In any case, what the hell does it mean anyway? If I have some issues at work, do I go out in the open so as to get better ideas? Well, let me tell you frankly: For best ideas, you have to think inside the "box", as in loo. Face it: The best ideas come to you when you are shitting ( literally, in deep shit). Innovativeness and ideas come to those who know how to use a minor thing called brain. And those who go on with their lives being assholes and insults to brain, ideas will never be a part of their existence. They may think outside the box but ultimately, will resort to same old thing most of us do when faced with real challenges: Giving up!
If you love someone, set him/her free
WTF Really? If I love someone, I have to set them free to know whether the relationship is meant to be or not? Trust me, this is only what retards do. If you let go off someone you love, they will be found making out with someone who is willing to "cage them" in PVR while watching a crap movie with 1% theater occupancy. Hell man! If a relationship aint meant to be, she will kick your ass once you show your real self. If she puts up with that, shes a keeper. In the former case, you let go because shes an irritant and not for you. In the latter, you NEVER ever let her go. End of story.
Money is the root of all evil
O Really? Then why the hell Bill Gates, Bono etc people are charity leaders? When the fuck will we learn that its not money but our character that is the root of all evil. If a baby cries at 3 AM and disturbs your sleep because he has a wet diaper, do you change the diaper or strangulate the kid? Similarly, if some guy commits crime for money, it is his damn fault or money's?
Money is the root of Life. It purchases those basic things for us which help in sustaining life. Calling it evil means calling life itself - evil!
The best revenge is to live well
Let me get this straight. Someone hits you, takes away all your belongings and leaves you in this condition > .............
.. and what should you do?
Yes, thats right. Word hard; work your ass off , earn tonnes of cash, buy fancy home and stuff, click your happy pics, find the villain guy and show him the pics. Yeah! Show him what you got! Show him how happy you are and tell him " Hey! You fucked me but no problem bro. I am so living well again. IN YOUR FACE!"
Brilliant, aint it? BULLSHIT to the least! The only way to feel good is junk the niceties and plan a cold, nice brutal revenge against those who hurt you big time. And for all those morons who think that just coz someone is bad to us, we shouldnt downgrade ourselves; heres a phrase: Shove it!
To be Cont..
More in Part 2.