Wednesday, August 4, 2010

PRESENTING THE NEW AWESOME SUPERHERO : Rahul Mahajan or, THE MAHAJAN-MAN !

Arent we all tired of same old dumbfuck superheroes like superman who are so idiot that they openly flaunt their red underwear in public ? I mean, sure; they may be washing it everyday but what the hell ??

Do we want suckers like spiderman who , instead of saving the world, run around that dumbass Mary Jane?

Or Shaktiman? Nooooooo !

We want a real superhero ! A hero who can save us from annihilation !

A hero who wont run after a girl like spiderman; but instead beat the hell out of her and proceed on to save the world!

A hero who can tell Suresh Kalmadi to shut the fuck up and work instead.

A hero who will prevent us from watching intelligent stuff on TV and destroying our brains !

Is there anyone like that around? WHERE THE FUCK is the REAL hero?

Well... people, your wishes have been answered for here he is >



THE MAHAJAN-MAN !

A fuckin awesome superhero with amazin powers and weapons such as:

BEAT-BOMBS: Particularly useful against women opponents. Mahajan-Man does nothing but simply beat the crap out of them vamps and settles the fucking issue once in for all. Highly effective during feminist protests and against Arundhati Roy types!

DEADLY LAUGH-O-GRENADE: Dont ever try to be a funny villain (Hope Mr Suresh Kalmadi listens!) coz Mahajan-Man will simply use his deadly laughter to irritate the shit out of you! Go.. joke at your own peril asshole!

DIMPY-LEGS 1 : Awesome defense mechanism against tough rivals. Dimpy shows off her leg and distracts opponents in case of attack while Mahajan-man kicks their butt!

DIMPY-LEGS 2 : Used against gay and emotional type opponents. Dimpy shows off her leg with bruises and injuries. While the damn faggots say "Awww" and cry, Mahajan-man saves the world by kicking their pink arses!

And the list goes on...................

Finally a superhero who can save us from hell! How? By promising an even bigger hell !

Stay tuned for his adventures...................................................

>> Coming up > Mahajan-man saves commonwealth games !

CHEERS .......... Or as Mahajan-man puts it: HIC HIC and BLOODY HIC!



19 comments:

Arjit Srivastava said...

LMAO! =))

chatterbox unplugged:no room for pseudo sympathy said...

hehehehe really funny one.... esp dimpy legs :P

niyu said...

hehe ! One of ur bestest ever !! LOL big time :)

Loved dimpy legs ! :P

Sweta said...

lol... :)
Mahajan-man and Dimpy legs rock !

Shrey said...

dude !! I am your fan frm nw on !! Friggin cool :) LMAO !!

Mayank said...

@All

Thanks for appreciatin :)

Nehha N Josshi said...

Sarcasm is your forte it seems! Good one:)

Nehha

Aparajita Ray said...

pretty cool.. hv read all ur posts .. this time couldnt stop myself from commentin..... just too good mate :)

Mayank said...

@Neha

Sarcasm is a big help in times prevalent today (Where Mahajan 'sells' more than real issues)..

Anyways, Thanks :)

@Aparajita

Hope this spurs more comments frm u.. Thnx :)

Riya said...

Awesome... M ur big fan nw ssly dude!!! have to meet u nw !! hehe

Gauri Mathur said...

Hhaahhaha!!!!
:D

Mayank said...

@Gouri .. Thanx fr droppin by :)

@Riya .. U bet.. always cool to meet my biggest fans; which coffee do u like the most btw? :P

Riya said...

@Mayank

Anytime :) .. n i sincerely hope u treat us more of Mahajan-Man ! There hv been 2-3 'part 1' posts of urs wit no follow-ups :P

btw.. mailed u my NY times article... do tk a look :)

Mayank said...

Riya..

Chill, Mahajan-man is here to stay fr long..

N Got ur article.. :)

Gauri Mathur said...

Gauri * : )

nikita said...

Dimpy' legs....hahaha..

i pity the poor gal too...she got married to that ......dont wana say...

Avada Kedavra said...

Hahaha :)) very funny! Came here bloghopping!

iriDescent speculist .... they say thoughts carry weight, damn !! I'll neva b thin !! said...

hahaha..sahi hai...

Ana_treek said...

Hahahahahha..AWESOME! :D