Tuesday, June 29, 2010

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. :: THAT HIGHLY STUPID SHOW !


I will never get one thing: Why the hell stupidity is popular? An example is FRIENDS. A highly stupid yet popular sitcom. The reason for this anti-friends post is simple: I am disgusted at those morons who claim " ooo ! Friends is the best ! " or " ooh! ooh ! Its better than the rest :) ". Morons.

Now, before anyone goes ballistic on me claiming that every person has a right to choose what to see / do / feel; I will say that myself: No you dont! If you like shows like Rakhi ka swayamvar and friends; you DONT!




Friends is nothing but a dumbfuck sitcom. When you talk about comedy shows, you talk about Seinfeld , Whose line is it anyway? , Two and a half men.. not six jerks who just do stupid acts and nothing else.

Here are some of the logical reasons why FRIENDS SUCKS ASS :::

>>> You are well settled to watch a comedy show. You decide to watch friends. Bang in the middle of comedy, emotions surface. All those gay emotions- love scenes, tears etc etc. And you are left wondering: Am I watching a bloody sitcom or a fucking RomCom ?? Its like, you are having awesome sex and bang in the middle of it, the chick says " We need to talk! "

>>> Friends is nothing but a collection of stupid jokes. Theres absolutely NO story or buildup. In one scene, Rachel is doing something stupid amidst background laughter. The next scene Joey is doing different kinda stupid thing amidst background laughter. And thats it! Compare it with Seinfeld or Two and a half men. They have a proper story for each show and the buildup to each scene is amazing. You ACTUALLY enjoy laughing.

>>> Friends basically dont hold even a candle to Seinfeld- the most popular sitcom ever. The reason why theres an illusion that its more popular is because of its timing. It started in late 90s - a time when globalisation was just starting to explode. That was the time when Seinfeld had finished its run after super successful 9 seasons and a truckload of awards. Basically, due to good marketing ONLY, friends became more popular in perception; reality is otherwise.

Anyhow, bottomline is that Friends is nothing but dumbfuck collection of stupid jokes and stupid emotions bang in the middle of comedy. And thats why, I just had to 'destroy' it. Not a bad one for a 'comeback' post eh? And to all my readers (all 3 of them:: Yes! Theres 1 more now than last month .. yay), thanks for keeping patience.

Cheers........................ HIC !

11 comments:

Priya shah said...

WELCUM BACK ! :) .. And i like friends, but agree with some of your points..

cool post anyways :) :)

Rahul said...

HAHA! I knew u wl go for it! was waitin so eagerly... man! i hate this stupid show to say the least !! There r plenty of better ones bt moronic ppl r crazy abt this shit............

niyu said...

Am I watching a bloody sitcom or a fucking RomCom ?? Its like, you are having awesome sex and bang in the middle of it, the chick says " We need to talk! "


LOL.. precious lines ! :)

Abhimanyu said...

Remarkable sight wrt ur comparisons of friends with othrs.. I really never thought abt the marketin angle.. Heads up.. kep writing dude....

Mayank said...

@All

Thanks :)

nikita said...

neva saw that...

so,no comments..

Bharat said...

Just stumbled upon yr site while frustrated & looking for friends related postings. My wife's addicted to it!! I mean no offence to anyone who enjoys it, but one really has to have a small mind to enjoy it's dialogues which are stupid jokes, low minded talk, no artistic sense. Kiddish. I'd rather watch some content that's will be food for the mind, not fodder for a cow.

Anonymous said...

damn you.

Jim said...

It drives me crazy that my girl enjoys this show. I cannot fathom anyones attraction to these simpletons. I do not have friends like the friends nor do i want friends like the FRIENDS. I wish the show would go away FOREVER.

angelica leyva said...

I never understood Phoebe´s character!! Was she stupid, ditzy, or what? I never found her funny, she really annoyed the hell out of me! I dont understand why the warner channel does so much reruns on friends!

djean schna said...

I don't think there are any intelligent sitcoms on much anymore at all, but Friends is at the top of my crap list for dumb, for SURE! They are all of them constantly having some kind of pointless crisis, and are fretting around as if it's so traumatic. Ugh, so stupid.