I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book - Groucho Marx
Recently, the most profound question that engulfed our nation was: Will Anandi (irritatin damn kid- Balika vadhu fame) die or not? Economy, inflation, national security can suck ass.. for Anandi is far important!
You know, before this whole fuckin drama, I still had hopes that we Indians haven’t gone completely nuts. Despite the Swayamvars and India TV types, theres still some hope. But we lost that thin layer with the whole Anandi saga. I was so deeply disturbed by the “breakin” news regarding people all over actually prayin for her 'survival' on the show that I decided to end my miserable life by consuming rat poison. But I dropped the idea when I remembered I was saving that for Rahul Mahajan and other ‘reality stars’ like him. Besides, that’s the easy way out; so I thought of de-constructin the two (for now) awesumly stupid things floating in and around nowdays instead.
Well………. Here goes nothing:
 SOAPS AND REALITY TVYou see these chicks? Yea..thats what we have become. Enjoyin our own asses being fried out there. Frankly speaking, if I have to watch reality, why the hell will i require a damn TV? Where are the good old days of meaningful shows like Byomkesh Bakshi, Office Office or even Naked Russian models show (I love you FTV!)? Nowdays, we only have stupid reality shows and soap operas. BTW, here are the two profound myths regarding some of these shows:
BTW, if you are thinkin that NDTV has paid me to take on India TV, Please! All are equal morons. Peeroy-noy Roy, Sagarika Ghost, Raj-deep-ass Sardesai and Bore-kha dutt are equal pricks!
But yes, i can cut Aaj tak some slack. Only because they have the hottest.. err.. the most talented newsreaders. See for yourself: