And so do slangs.
We have a colorful range of slangs in our country which involve mothers, sisters and as a result of feminism, brothers and fathers too nowadays.
But arent you tired of using the same old slangs everyday? Frankly, people have become more stupid. So much so that most of them are concerned with SRK-Salman rivalry than India-China. For these people, the normal daily-use slangs like Chutiya are not enough.
But fear not- DISGRUNTLED GENIUS IS HERE.
So, presenting a new set of slangs for your daily use. Yes...show those stupid assholes that you are armed with a new offensive range.
Chutiya+Gandu = Chugandu. Sometimes a person is not just a chutiya or a gandu. He is both i.e. combines the qualities of both a chutiya & a gandu. Why not combine these two words and call him what he is. Respect him with - "Abe Chugandu ! Kaisa hai?".
Someone who is so stupid that they are only good for being used as napkins for wiping butts. And not just normal butts.... those which have just passed tonnes of shit and freshly yellow.
The plural of 'Madar' - in English. When you encounter a group of assholes, a simple 'maadar' wont work. And calling them chutiya/maadar/gandu individually is so taxing. Express yourself with Maadars. Also, chutiyas and Gandus.
A chick who passes out in her own puke after just one drink.
A guy who is a total wimp and is only good for holding 10 shopping bags while his gf / wife sips cool coffee.
6) APPLE'S BUTT SUCKER
One who is such a big fan of Apple products that he blows up his money on unnecessary "iProducts". Call him Apple's Butt Sucker.
7) YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF PILES
Piles is a condition where warts grow out in ass and hurt badly ! When you encounter such people, show them their place by this one.
More coming in Part 2....
Suggestions welcome ;)